59 Things A Man Should Never Do Past 30

1. Coin his own nickname.
2. Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
3. Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
4. Hacky sack.
5. Name his "unit" his name plus junior.
6. Hang art with tape.
7. Hang The Scream, unless he stole it from the Munch museum in Oslo.
8. Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
9. Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"
10. Skip.
11. Take a camera to a nude beach.
12. Let his father do his taxes.
13. Tap on the glass.
14. Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?"
15. Use the word collated on his resume.
16. Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
17. Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
18. Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
19. Give shout-outs.
20. Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit.
21. Hug amusement-park characters.
22. Wear Disney-themed neckties.
23. Wake up to a "morning zoo."
24. Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant."
25. Request extra sprinkles.
26. Air drum.
27. Choose 69 as his jersey number.
28. Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
29. Volunteer to be a magician's assistant.
30. Sleep on a bare mattress.
31. End a conversation with "later skater."
32. Hold his lighter up at a concert.
33. Publicly greet friends by shouting, "What's up, you whore?"
34. Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
35. Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
36. Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
37. Call "shotgun" before getting in a car.
38. Dispute someone else's call of "shotgun."
39. Whine.
40. Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On."
41. Purchase fireworks.
42. Google the word vagina.
43. Ride a pony.
44. Sport an ironic mustache.
45. Hit 13 against a 6.
46. Organize a party bus.
47. Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
48. Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it.
49. Keg stands.
50. Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
51. The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
52. Put less than ten dollars' worth of gas in the tank.
53. Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
54. Read The Fountainhead.
55. Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
56. Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
57. Own a vanity plate.
58. Whippits.
59. Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."


Courtesy MSN & Esquire

Pro-cras-ti-nation

Can you believe the whole french fry scandal!?! Well, it's not so much of a "scandal" per say, more like...ummmm.......oh, the gov. trying to take away my right to eat crap if I wanna eat crap. Now, I understand the whole smoking ban thing. I even understood it when I smoked. Second hand smoke and blabidi-bla. However, If I choose to eat a "LargeAss" size order of fries, it will not cause the salad and yogurt eating person sitting next to me to develop some kind of disease. Well, at least we don't think it will for now.

If I want to go to the place where burgers are small,square,different and get an order of fries (even though I know that I shouldn't,but still do it anyways, cause there so damn good), It's my business! Not "YOURS"!

Thank G-d where I live is about 80 years behind the rest of the country....
No, for real. My county didn't join the rest of GA in the Union until 1945! That's 80 years after the Civil War!

Coke VS Coke

I'll just come on out and say it...I am pissed that the original RMW just up and disappeared from blogger! It's like someone took my best friend and left me with something similar, but not really the same. I hope this turns out like the original coke vs. new coke situation years ago...maybe ppl won't like the new as well as the old and there will be national protests...and so on and so forth. Yea, I know I,m dreamin'.


So welcome back....ohhhh that reminds me of this....

Return Of The Ranting

I hate this crap! I want my old blog back damn it, damn it to hell! PLEEEEASE give me old RMW blog back!!! I miss it sooooo!!!! Thanks for all the support from my blog friends. I shall rise against...(unless they erase this blog too...)

I Own Guns

Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.
-Benjamin Franklin

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed
-Second Amendment to the United States Constitution

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms. . . disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. . . Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Thomas Jefferson, Commonplace Book, 1774-1776

Labor Of Love

This completely sucks. I am going to have to start all over. My original blog has just disappeared! Damn it!