Wednesday

Why is it that....?

  • people on the freeway must drive with their bright lights on?
  • people don't make eye contact anymore, and if they do they rarely smile or say hello?
  • there are leash laws in GA, but apparently I am the only one on my Mtn. who cares?
  • people throw their trash out their window, as they drive by my house?
  • no matter how many times you tell some people something, they still don't "get it'?
  • bathing suits ride up your crack, even if you are standing still?
  • my cats think the dishwasher is 'The Mother Ship"?
  • friends think that it's OK to dump you and set plans for their significant other?
  • my nose is stopped up and running and the same time?
  • my husband really doesn't do much in the house, but swears he pulls 50% of the load?
  • (I'm still thinkin' about the last one...)
  • mothers sometimes don't give a damn about one child but love the others?
  • people blow their noses at the table, in restaurants, one table over from me?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Inbreeding.

Has to be inbreeding, except that stuff about your husband. I hope.